**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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