in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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