just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Im part way to drunk.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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