Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
COCAINE IS GR8
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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