I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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