Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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