white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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