singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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