After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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