Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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