I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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