I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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