can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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