So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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