You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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