There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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