doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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