I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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