I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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