I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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