where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
