put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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