And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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