Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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