But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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