I want to make a zoo with you.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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