you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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