do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
two words...techno handjob
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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