I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
