just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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