wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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