The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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