the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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