I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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