we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
