also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Mom said you looked used
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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