If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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