do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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