finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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