OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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