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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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