I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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