I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
