So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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