Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We need to rekindle our bromance
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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