I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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