would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
