I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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