If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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