We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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