Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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