i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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