u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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