Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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