How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm really into asian looking animals
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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