Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Watching her eat just hurts me
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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