I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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