Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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