it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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