quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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